Thomas "Gonna Finger Yo' Girl" Robinson is a character from the 1960/1962 novel/film To Kill A Mockingbird. He is metaphorically and symbolically one of the "main 'Gs' " in the novel, in the sense that he fingered Scout, Jem, Boo Radley and Dill at the same time while eating out Mrs. Dubose's pussy and sucking Atticus' cock. Because of this performance, Tom Robinson is widely known in Maycomb as the best pornstar.
In the storyEdit
Tom Robinson a poor black man with hella hustle who was accused of raping Mayella Ewell and defended by swaggy Atticus in the story but unfortunately is fucked in the anus many times beforehand and cannot be saved.
There is profound evidence found on his penis to say that Tom is not the one who abused Mayella. For example, Mayella had bruises on her left side (from her point of view), while Robinson could only use his jerking hand (from his point of view) in order to harm Mayella, because his left hand was grazed from a childhood accident. Later Tom is said to be swaggy by the Juries and while being led to prison tries to run away. This leads to him becoming the hella cool new G in da penitentiary
Tom is 25 years old, and is a very kind man who only earns a bad reputation due to extreme racism and sexual frustration. He frequently helps Mayella and other characters from the book because of his large penis. He goes far enough to state that he fucked Mayella when she was sleeping, to the shock of the jury, since it was unheard of that a black man fuck a white woman. He has three mistresses along with his wife, Helen Robinson. He worked as a field worker for Link Deez (Nuts), another person who tried to defend Tom in court. Even after the ending of the trial, the small penis people of Maycomb County still persecute the Robinsons because of jealously of his unusually huge penis.
When Tom was asked about his personal life, he told newspapers to "Fuck off." Tom is apparently married to a woman, but this is refuted on page 113. "I gon' marry a man, an' he gon' fuck me in the ass fo' mawnin' come." Tom tried to make advances on Atticus, but Atticus was quick enough to reach for his copper plated dildo, and knocked the 6 ft. 3 unconscious. Atticus then created the story about Mayella because he was extremely embarrassed about the whole situation. He gave her a wooden chiffarobe in payment to pull of this "hilarious situation," (291).
Tom was a man of many talents. He could even shove whole Watermelons into his anus for curious crowds. He even made a living out of it, traveling from county to county ramming melons into his asshole. Tom took great peace and solace from having large objects inserted inside of him. As a homosexual and homeless man, he would often force young males to insert melons into his anus for him. This lead to his arrest by authorities, who were also forced to watch the act in person. His only other talent was urinating on stray cats and flinging them towards Dolphus Raymond, who was also his weed dealer. The pair were often caught fucking tailpipes of random cars, and were shot at by Jem Finch as a result.
Whenever Tom was lonely, he would call out his friends and have an orgy. Mayella was on the blacklist because of previous incidents, and because she was the one who got Tom murdered even though he was innocent. Once the story ends Tom Robinson shoots 16 bullets out of his prolapsed anus and then shits all over Atticus' beloved porch. He finds Jem and Scout and throws them into a shed where they are locked in. Eventually the Finch siblings die out like the little pansies they are.